Monday, October 20, 2008

How To Blow Dieting for the Day in Five Steps

1. Weigh in and realize you are up two pounds from the week before.

2. Spend the morning to sleepy you realize after arriving at work that you didn't eat breakfast.

3. Choose low-fat yogurt for breakfast.

4. Eat only the yogurt and realize you are starving.

5. Daydream about a barbecue sandwich from the place down the street. Or buffalo wings. Or candy.

Geez. . . send help.

1 comments:

Saly said...

Well, you're at least a step ahead of my, who hasn't even started a plan yet. Hope you got something good for lunch!